10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.