10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.