10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow