10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson