10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT