10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.