10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---