10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave