10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.