10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves