10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A