10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fold and live to fold again
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.