10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.