10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!