10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fish don't eat Nutz!