10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger