10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--