10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"