10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.