10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.