10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery