10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth