10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"