10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Welcome to kicker school
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"