10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death