10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.