10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls