10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.