10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.