10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "No river, no fish."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!