10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"