10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.