10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph