10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.