10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.