10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.