10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...