10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Welcome to kicker school
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.