10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.