10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• im going to 2 out you to death