10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.