10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die