10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.