10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.