10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...