10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament