10 Random Poker Quotes

There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
Why not, when some because there are three.
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-