10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.