10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.