10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- It's Free To Fold...